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spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

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harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

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Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
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diluded:

similar posts here ☾
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jakemalik:

when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

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officialannakendrick:

i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you

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raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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